North Pole is a busy place
work’s mostly done by little elves
they have a list which is so long
and not one thing can be done wrong.

St. Nick gathers them all together
“Hear me know! So please come hither,
tomorrow is our long night
so polish the sleigh shiny and bright.

And when you’re done it would be best
to leave real soon, the reindeer need to rest.
For a long haul they have to pull
my loaded sleigh, they can’t be dull.

No, a tired reindeer I can’t use
and I certainly won’t use a moose.”
The elves do as they had been told
they finish up before the evening grows old.

A meal of grain and hay is served
the reindeer eat all they deserve.
The barn is dark no sound to hear
but one reindeer is coming near,

she walks right up to Rudolph’s stall
and wakes him up with a quiet call.
“Hey Rudolph, honey, are you awake?
You know you’re making my heart ache.

I’ve got my eye on you for long,
you are so mighty and so strong.”
He looks her over, she is a flame
and says, “Tell me your name.”

She smiles and nudges him, “I’m Twister,
I’m your buddy Dancer’s little sister.
She slips into his bed of straw
and Rudolph – he did not withdraw.

She rubs her cute and white behind
and Rudolph quickly lost his mind.
She soon finds out when Rudolph grows
it does get redder – not just his nose.

The night was long he got seduced
for Santa he was no good use
you’ll know if Rudolph’s night got loose,
‘cause the sleigh will get pulled by a damn moose.