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Speeedy Armijo's Queso Addition (Cheese)
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Speeeedy Armijo’s Queso  Addition(Cheese)
By Kathy Armijo


 


Ándale, I hoope I not late.
Have trouble with green cheese card –
Not asepted at boarder.


Had to sneek ride on Air Force One
to geet here quiikkly.
Want to enjoy Creek cave fandango.  


I bring some asiago
to poetry fiesta
Caramba!  Looook – hairy senoritas!


Hay dios,
more senoritas than
fleas on cave hermanos.


You, bring me a Dos XX
then we have some …
Where’s the Cuban cigars?
After siesta,
have more asiago
and hairy senoritas.


Glad invitation
to creek cave recital
was bilingual!


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 Reviews of "Speeedy Armijo's Queso Addition (Cheese)"
Reviewed on October 12, 2007
Excelelnt offering keep it up
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 2, 2007
Delightful offering!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Miss Pandora (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
This brought a big grin to my face - no not a cheesy one ;) This is so cheery and bright. Thank you. Panda :)

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
Your poem is really cute and funny--goes right along with Mr. Ed's Cave party. Love your little man in the picture.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
I love when the senoritas
don't shave their legs and armpits
Aye ! That is so sexy
I like also the cheese
peace & love

William

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
Kathy what a wonderful write, I am smiling from ear to ear. Thank you for sharing. Hey I'm not going to argue with Kimmy either.
Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
by Jove this is splendid work..love it..
saved this one..
... thankyou Kathy!

Vesna

Reviewed on October 1, 2007
Ai yi yi! Ai chihuahua! LOL Too funny! LOL

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 1, 2007
Yeah...What kimmy said...LOL

Walt

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
heheheeh...this both made me chuckle and sparked a desire for a hunka cheese...one of my favorite foods. Very creative, very humorous. Well done!

Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Laughting too hared to review--

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
lol. Liz

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Muy bien, Senora...pero nosotros senoritas no gusta de hermanos. Todos hermanos es estupido con todos des vinos y quesos...
La Senoritas es muy allegre con de la pelo.No? Si? Ahhhh...Si, Si
Tu tiene pequito azul queso...Senora?
No? Si! Ahhhh! Si! gracias!
LOL!
Another fine cheesy write!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Actually, it was Tri-Lingual! We invited the ancient underground Mole People, too, and they speak a very ancient dialect, very difficult to understand, but most of us cave people can get by.

And Welcome, Senor Speeeedy! But we really hoped you were bringin some cigars!

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
...this is a really fun and well done addition...to the cheese collection...
excellent Kathy...
John

Reviewed by Books Sync
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Wow!!! What fun.....I need this. Still laughing. Bless You!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Toooooo Funny,,this is so cute,,,,

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Kathy, this is great! I got a good laugh out of this!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
LOL This is the BEST, Kathy!!!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Excellent cheese, and Speedy's always a party favorite!!

Love this Kathy.
annie


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