If I Were Rich $$$
By Kathy Armijo

Today, I sit and dream about what I’d do
If I won the lottery.

Of course Uncle Sam would get his share.
Do that first, get him outa’ my hair,
Right after I change my phone number.

If I had all this money,
I’d move to sunny shores,
Get someone else to do my chores.
Enjoy “The Life of Riley.”

Of course,
I’d share the wealth.
Set-up a research fund.
Open a loving home for the orphaned.
Put money aside for the grandkid’s college.

Then, I’d take care of my health –
            Get that facelift and a tummy tuck.
Now, no more driving a pick-up truck.
Drive an Alfa Romeo or Porsche.  Live in wealth.

I’d love to continue this dream,
But it seems I’ve forgotten one thing.
I need to buy a lottery ticket!