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She's Outa Bullets
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She’s Outa Bullets
By Kathy Armijo

She’s Outa Bullets
What does this mean
Has her mind gone down the drain
Is she too pooped to pop

In reality she was supposed to be
Mrs. Stubborn Old Buzzard – Mrs.  SOB
But her husband’s alias was turned down
“Stubborn Old Buzzard” – Mr. SOB

Now she’s stuck with an acronym
SOB, it  doesn’t fit her in least

You can call her “She’s”
You can call her “Outa”
You can call her “Bullets”
Or you can
Just call her “Mrs. SOB”

Her aim is improving
With each competition
As those targets she hits
That is …
Until she runs outa bullets

 

Note:  She’s Outa Bullets is my Single Action Shooting Society (SASS) alias.  We do cowboy shooting with a single action revolver, lever action rifle and slide shotgun.  I’m not very good, yet, but … watch out for Mrs. SOB

 
 


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 Reviews of "She's Outa Bullets"
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 4, 2007
This is great..."are you sure she is out of bullets? LOL

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on November 4, 2007
lol. Love this play on names or words. Thoroughly enjoyed. Liz

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on November 4, 2007
A great write & inspiring too!

Reviewed by (Gigi) Adams-Evans
Reviewed on November 3, 2007
SHE'S OUTTA BULLES was well written. I loved the flow of this poem and the meaning. What a great way to ease the mind, just gotta keep a good supply of bullets. :-D

Gigi

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 3, 2007
I don't know about her, but, never should anyone give me bullets! I tried to shoot at a can on a tree, once, and I hit the pair of pants hanging on a whole other tree, put a whole in the crotch, I did!! LOL!
Cute write!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 3, 2007
Nice write Kathy, different for you, sweet, thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 3, 2007
I don't know about your "improvement" but this time this ex-marine will certainly go ducking for the fist time!!! ziiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!
That one was near enough, I hope tou go outa bullets soon.
Georg

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Nice write yes i do believe shes out of bullets
you must have a lot of fun in this society
Doing the cowboy shooting!!
Excellent and write I truly enjoyed reading it!
Love Peace and hugsss...Morning Star

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
cute!!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Ed gets called SOB too...
Awww the farmer and the cowgirl should be friends...
Seen with a gun or knife hear and it's many years in the slammer...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
If Annie Oakly and Calamity Jane would have met in real life
They would have fallen in love
An that's that, case close......"The End"
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Now, that lady in the picture looks like someone to be beware of. Interesting poem and a cute way to come up with an alias.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Kewl write and I am so impressed with your shooting passion I hope we hear more of this in the future.

Fee

Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Anne never runs outta bullets. She has em all over her Oakly bullet belts. Great play on words. This is a hot-shot, lead leaping and bullets bouncing fun read. Don

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Well Mrs She's Outa Bullets! Love this. :))))))
Love,
annie

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
I like the humor you created in this Annie Oakley type poem.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Well That SOB, I loved this one!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed on November 2, 2007
LOL, Kathy,

Never. Call. ANYONE. With. A. Weapon. SOB! Too funny--love your humor. Keep aimin' for the target (my funnybone)! Hit it dead on.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *Still laughing*

Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Great write. thanks dear Kathy

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Cute Kathy.
Could stand for one Stubborn Old Broad too!
Not in your case of course; I hear you're just the Best Old Softy!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Hahaha!! Gotta love it . . .

Reviewed on November 2, 2007
KATHY....

Or is it ANNIE OAKLEY? Or perhaps CALAMITY JANE?

A SASS-Y SOB, HUH? :) :) :) ENJOYED! Tom.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
I will definitely watch out for Mrs. SOB, especially when I'm wandering out on the mesas of New Mexico. I'm gonna keep very low!


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