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Who You Calling Old?
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by Cliff Pickover, Reality Carnival

A stone called "Eternity" is displayed at the China Rare Stone Expo in Beijing. The natural stone, resembling an old woman's face, is worth 96 million yuan (US $12 million). (Newsphoto)

A visitor looks at "Eternity" at the China Rare Stone Expo in Beijing.



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Who You Calling Old?
By Kathy Armijo


 


Hair’s gone white
Thankfully, no wart on the nose
Hips got w  i  d  e  r
Steps could be lighter


Sight needs corrective lenses
Arthritis crooks fingers
Teeth are still mine
Love to wine and dine [which accounts for wider hips]


TV volume has gotten louder
Or are people speaking softer?
Can’t remember where I put what I wrote
Now that the memory is going kapute


Don’t have a rocker
Could it be in Davey’s locker?
Thankfully, my inner child
Has NOT left the building


Amen!


 


 


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 Reviews of "Who You Calling Old?"
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on December 7, 2007
Yes...with age we do get better do we not? Great write.

Reviewed by Olita Williams
Reviewed on December 6, 2007
oh dear it is so true isn't it?
Love the sense of humour conveyed.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
who you call old
Don't Call me old
I love your write Katy
I don't feel old until I look
at myself in thge mirror.
Peace & love Be with you

William

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 1, 2007
"Thankfully, my inner child, Has NOT left the building." Mine either Kathy. I found the key and threw it away. That's one child that I'll never allow the leave. Well done my friend. (HUGS) and love to you always and God bless you little one.

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
The inner child: the key. cheers

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Just like a wine, matures with age. Gotta keep the inner kid there...

Reviewed by William Cryer (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
=D Made me smile. Maybe, I think, it's the subject of all writers--impending age. It's good to see it from a humorous angle once in a while.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Sounds like the age of impending doom has just arrived . . . I know the feeling . . .

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Ditto Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 30, 2007



Oh yes Kathy as we get older our body sends us all theos precious messages that we have no choice but to listen to. Thank you for a great write.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Kathy, at Thanksgiving my Aunt Flossie, age 97 said she needed a new flannel night gown,, I told her I would find her one,, she paused and look up and said "oh don't bother, I am afraid you might get an old granny one" lol ( got her one anyway )
thanks for the fun write,,
Always, Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Thankfully, my inner child
Has NOT left the building

As long as we still got those, the rest don't really matter. And that is one fascinating picture of that ancient stone.

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
I definitely identify with this even though all of you guys are just spring chickens. Wait until you get to be my age. My body may be getting older but I'm still a child at heart.

Great write.

Larry

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
As we advance in age we do incur all of the above but love is still in our hearts and the inner child still has its devilish ways. Well done Kathy. God Bless you and AMRN

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
YOu will never lose the ability to think young and that is a commodity almost as precious as love.
hugs
Fee

Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Kathy,

Who am I calling old? Me, for one...forty eight, but the body's convinced it's 112. Danged arthritis. LOL But like Timex, takes a licking and keeps on ticking. I hope. LOL Enjoyed this one, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And every day that God blesses me with is one more the danged doctors said I wouldn't have. :) (Being born prematurely, they said me or my twin sister wouldn't live.) Thank you, God. :)

Reviewed on November 30, 2007
Kathy~

This one gave me a chuckle; but one I can definitely relate to. We may not be getting any younger, but we ARE definitely getting better! Very well penned; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on November 30, 2007
All of the above is trumped by wisdom...evol <>Ted

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
love it-I can sure identify with much of this!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Cute Kathy, and Amen to all that you have said. There are some days I could feel just like that. Seems when one thing goes the words gets out for the rest to follow. Have to learn how to short circuit the message control center...

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 29, 2007
Great poem with a brilliant last line!;-) That is an awesome pic!~ Thanks for sharing...Have missed you!

Love,
Eileen


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