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Please write
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Please write
to your hair lipped cousin
in Des Moines, with the
5 spoiled kids and the wife
who whistles when she
breathes.

Please write
to your mom who sits at
home and wonders if you
dumped that bitch you were
dating back in 97.

Please write
to the friends you owe
money. They would like
to know if you found work yet.

Please write
to the little man that lives
between you ears.
He's ready to seat you now.

Please write
some of your poetry for
the Milk Weed. Their
trash can is wondering if you
have finally died.

Please write
you haven't been the same
since your last trip to the can
and we were all wondering why you
haven't been writing.


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