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North Pole Penitentiary
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I Rode With Santa on Silver Patron...

(do not to confuse with our Sweet Santa Fee!!!)


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North Pole Penitentiary (Acrostics)
 
Nocturnal Sleigh Rider
Obsession with chimney’s
Ruby Suit with whiskers
Tickling secrets in his ears
Happy St. Nick is Jolly
 
Pride of the North Pole
Or was it the yuletide season
Loving to hear wishes
Eavesdropping on his lap
 
Pass the stockings of candy
Everyone has a sweet tooth
Nicolas is his real name
Elves didn’t make all those toys
This Christmas is gonna be different
Everyone will know his sticky fingers
Nick was getting buzzed on Silver Patron
Took some diamond rings & other things
Insisted on sexing up wives with candy canes
Apparently spittin up a bunch of his cookies
Reached lastly…inside the locked bank vault
Yeah, Santa meets the penitentiary…
 
(Written: December 6th, 2009 7:16 p/m)
In Joy, In Peace, In Grace, In Harmony of Love
Embraced ~ Embrassé
poétesse d'amour ~ poétesse romantique
Copyright© 2009 Poetess Victoria L. McColley

 

 


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 Reviews of "North Pole Penitentiary"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on January 16, 2010
Vickie, you locked up my imagination with this humorous bit of poetic wizardry -- peace and love to you my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Our Santa ain't gonna be no popular in kindergarten no more!!! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 7, 2009
Chuckle time in Indiana. Love it, Victoria, but
you better watch out.... -gene.

Reviewed by David cox (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2009
i don't believe a word of it, not santa,surely not.
i hope he doesn't cross you off of his list this year Vickie.
YO HO HO.
STAY HAPPY.
dAVE.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
Definitely another side to the legend. Very creative, Vickie! Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
I never trusted that dodgy bastard. Last year he stole my tennis shoes. I know it!!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
Kool write Victoria
I know some others that should be there with him
Bank & brokerage Firms CEO'S
lets not forget those other thieves
In Detroit.....I bet they will be having
"A MERRY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR"
with all those "Government Fundings from tax payers monies
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
Vickie,
You're having fun here and so are your readers; inventive, joyful, seasonal, witty...and as ever, richly expressed.

John

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
Santa, I've been good, Now, Victoria, is another story she took my candycane. A Great write, Vickie !
Love,
DeB

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
Okay then.
You are full of surprises.
Yes, that was certainly not Fee.
And not your usual fare.
But you mastered acrostic.
Have to watch out for saints indeed.
We're always blessed by your imagination.

John

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 6, 2009
Gee Vick...hope this isn't about me...Santa Fee is good.
fee


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