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Merry Rock Hard Christmas
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An Adult Rated Christmas Poem

Merry Rock Hard Christmas

It’s a merry rock hard Christmas
And you are going to bury that glee
Deep inside slumbering sleigh bells
Wrapping passion upon desire’s ecstasy…

Play kissing fiddlers under the mistletoe
Sing carols across arousals seductive score
Play white out with the angelic snowflakes
As your ear muffs dive down for more…

It’s a merry rock hard Christmas
With special invitations and surprise
Deep inside the velvet throat of passion
Christening fires between your thighs…

© Poetess Victoria L. McColley 2010

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on December 21, 2010
Naturally, good things come in small packages, and this little lyric proves that there is a lot more to this sizzling season that the riff stuff, and yes I mean that a good lead solo is no match for the full ensemble, providing that you spell ensemble M-O-N-T-Y. You get kudos for making us all laugh... now enjoying your frolicking, Bella Seasonelle. Easter's coming... But Hef's cornered the market on bunnies, so what'cha gonna do? Whatever it is, I'm sure you're bound to project right to the back of the room... straight out of your 'velvet throat of passion'! There I go again, going to far... ah well... I'm sure I'd still hear your unparalleled voice even if I were to go farther than the farthest far.

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on December 21, 2010
A passionate Christmas song
With legs as wide as long :-)

Reviewed by David cox (Reader)
Reviewed on December 21, 2010
hot stuff vickie enough to melt the snow over here in the uk.
have a hot passionate christmas vickie, watch out for those ear muffs.

dave.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on December 21, 2010
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, VICKIE!!!!!!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
Vickie, This is so hot!! I love it!! Picture rocks too!! Hope you have a Merry Rock Hard Christmas!! Love, ~Chessly

Reviewed by Ragno Donna
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
Victoria!
Wow, sizzle sizzle. I would love to have a rock hard guitar for christmas, send it on over, girl you are sassy, my kinda girl!
Now if Santa could deliver this rock hard present himself, that would rock my world.

Nice one!
Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year
Ragno

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
Fun to the brimful! Vickie, you are such a fun gal!
Merry Christmas,
Christine

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
Sizzzzzzzzzzlin' sentiments that awaken the imagination and the senses, Vickie! Thank you for sharing the mood. Love, hugs, and best wishes to you,

xo Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
The last line through me. To where I would rather not say. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. Merry Christmas to YOU too, Gorgeous.

LOVE
Tony

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
Now, Victoria, this is the true spirit of the holidays. Yes!
Rock on, my lovely. -gene.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
I love this naughty little ditty...Rock hard....uh you said candy?
imagination is running wild! Nice one Vickie, you are always the one to bring fun into the den.

Happy holidays, my spirit sis...

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by stan nassano
Reviewed on December 20, 2010
yea when i was a kid at my dads corner store, we,always looked froward to Christmas time.cause we got big 75 lbs boxes of Rock Hard candy... but...for some reason I'm thinking there's more than candy/dandy ggoing on here,,, hard rock rock hard...and candy is dandy.. Ya never know what ya might find under the tree...for those that have been nice..rock on


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