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Gravity+ 50 years= A Sonic Boom
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Humorous look at aging


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Gravity + 50 Years (10,000) Boomers = a sonic boom

 “Who rules? Class.”

“Mother Nature rules, teacher.”

Synapses widening

Connect-ors   e-LONG- gating

Almost dis-connected, but

Not quite.

You tug at your parts, “Remember when….”

What was I thinking about?

Where are my glasses?

Why did I open the refrigerator?

Oh, to find spare parts..

They’re in here somewhere…

 

After listening to George Lopez

August 17, 2009

 

 


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 Reviews of "Gravity+ 50 years= A Sonic Boom"
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 20, 2009
Thanks for the laugh.


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