Oh oh, seems I am back and rhyming again...lol. Best wishes funny people...oh and the cute ones too...pst..don't want them feeling left out!

Seems I am always running round and round
Or maybe that should be around and around,
But whichever, or whatever, it should be,
I am sure eventually you will suddenly see,
That mostly I am just plain happy being me.

Today I could be a big nosed, floppy clown
Performing tricks and promising to astound
Tomorrow I could be dancing on the moon
Marching to the beat of Billy the Cartoon,
Or quick stepping with a fat-assed Buffoon.

Ok, maybe not, cause that is just not like me,
To want to horse around and act totally free,
I am more likely to want to torment and tease,
Even if it means picking on my little squeeze,
And then beg forgiveness with a cute please.

More likely than not, you will find me here
Avoiding witch Eileen and staying in the clear,
Cause it is Christmas time, and not Halloween
And all us good witches, attempt to keep it clean
Cause even then, it is I, who reins as the “Queen”.

So to all you come lately’s, do fly away home,
And put away your vacuum, broom, and comb
So that you may join in the fun with old Nick
Who dances on bed knobs with a candlestick?
But enjoys all of life and layers it on thick!



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