Some men see women as bubbleheads while others see them as professionals. I am a woman and I have seen some that I can't tell which they are.

I'm a female but sometimes I have to shake my head when I hear this crazy rumor;
That some females see things differently from men I'll let you in on some female humor.
Tomato,Tomaso, or what-chaw-ma-call it
is what some females see;
When a male look at the same thing calls it a 72 inch floor model t.v.
That thing-or-ma-gig or
what-chaw-ma-doodle that some females bring home in a box;
A male would tell her that's not what it is it's that large, three topping, stuffed pizza I like a lot.
There is much more that can be written and it will be by some one else named Boomer,
I can understand why they call this kind of stuff crazy female humor.