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Scream Fire!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Thought a little humor would be the perfect thing for this beautiful sunny day.


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Scream Fire!
 
Were you ever at the movies & couldn’t wait until it was o’er?
Thinking of everything you had to do & was doing right before.
So why are you still sitting there, get up right now and leave?
But your best friend loves it, which you can hardly believe.
 
How can she like this thing, it’s as boring as can be?
You’d rather have a tooth pulled, or climb a thorny tree.
You’ve got to go no matter what, even if she’d wail!!!
So you decide to scream,” FIRE” and see the same movie in jail.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 
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 Reviews of "Scream Fire!"
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
hee, hee...
This is a fictional account, right??
Cryssa
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Bonnie, you didn't! Bonnie, you wouldn't!
Then again, with your zany humor, it could be a true story.
I'm sure you'd laugh all the way to the pokey.

Love, Connie
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Hah, loved it...my husband ask me to go to the movies a few weeks ago as we've had very little time together due to his horrible shift change...I think he thought this would be a way of enjoying our time together and make up for time lost! I sat there thinking about all the things that we could be doing at home...enjoying a movie, snuggling on the couch, the solitude of our home, taking a ride together...but I endured for his benefit...never thought about hollering FIRE! Never told him that I'de rather be home with him, I think the mexican dinner afterward made up for the long, long movie and then the quiet ride home with the sunroof open enjoying the night and the stars...loved this write...been there done that with friends also! Loved the humor!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
very funny!
Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
Very cute poem Bonnie! I have been there, thought that, but never done that! ha, thanks for the chuckles this beautiful morn. Deborah;)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
LOL, Bonnie, too funny!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 20, 2008
That moustache of yours are becoming! ! !

Georg
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