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How Did He Do It?
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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So many memories of him and so many stories to be told. This is but one of them.


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How Did He Do It?
 
It wasn’t easy being his sister,
For he seemed perfect in everyway.
He was a super athlete, personality plus,
And articulate in all he would say.
 
It seemed he could do no wrong,
And I believed he could walk on water.
He was the perfect son & I was far from,
The perfect daughter.
 
I don’t mean I was bad by any means,
But always found myself in a mess.
My parents loved the both of us the same,
One no more or no less.
 
It seems I was always in the right place,
But at the wrong time.
My brother however, left right before me,
He always turned out just fine.
 
I wondered how he always knew,
That trouble was coming his way.
He was never around when the dilemma came;
He already left to go play.
 
But there I always was right in the middle,
And an easy target to find.
How does he do it? Was what I would think,
As Dad was slapping my behind?
 
Usually, I didn’t care about that,
For my brother was a hero to me.
Most of the time it was all his idea,
But then he’d get up and just flee.
 
It took many years to figure him out,
But eventually I finally caught on.
He’d start the trouble, get out of the way,
& hand me the smoking gun.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 
 
 

 

 


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Reviewed by Tony Jenkins
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
A Gem

TJ

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
And that was to my two brothers as well, they always left me holding the smoking gun, Oh! Bonnie my revenges were so sweet that it was worth the flack I got for their shenanigans!

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
such a stinker! i love this write!

Reviewed on May 1, 2008
A rascal he was, indeed. But I can't help from laughing at his wily pranks. Thanks for your remembrances, Bonnie.
Blessings and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed on May 1, 2008
HA!! Big brothers are good for that - mine would get me into trouble all the time. LOL Well done, Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Ah yes, brothers can be so considerate...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
The little rascal

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
lol. I think you knew my older brother, but he was not my hero for sure. Excellent write. Liz

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Precious siblings. Great memory but you need revenge! Or don't you?

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Oh yeah! I can relate Bonnie, one of my brothers did that to me all the time;-)Excellent poem!

ET

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
hee, hee, hee... I finally realized, when I was a teenager, why my mom always sent my sister ("Charlie", here on AD) and I to our rooms when my brother was tormenting us... It was because he was so much bigger and she couldn't make him go to his room. (Or... maybe it was because we would obey and he wouldn't... hee, hee...)

Cryssa

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Oh Bonnie, I just love this poem about you and your brother. I remember what happened to him and was so sad when Donna told me. Today was a bad day for me, kept seeing Tom's death over and over again, but now o.k. Rembrances like this one are needed by everyone and you had a great time growing up together and much fun and pranks. Love, Lois


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