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He Never Broke His Stride
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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I couldn't make up a story like this.

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He Never Broke His Stride
 
 
Everyone was having septic problems because of all the rain.
So everyone one was replacing them, before new rains came.
All the yards had gigantic holes which was an ugly site.
But they provided a belly laugh, one time late at night.
 
My husband was visiting with our neighbors just up the street.
He started running through the yards and never missed a beat.
All of sudden he disappeared into one of the deep holes.
You could hear his expletive when the hole took its toll.
 
He never broke his stride he kept running just the same.
But I could smell him coming, long before he called my name.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 
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 Reviews of "He Never Broke His Stride"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on May 25, 2008
Lol. I love your sense of humor. this is a riot. Liz
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
loved this my friend...I could just envision this in my mind, it's funny, but it's not! This happened to a little boy years ago when I was in elementary school...yuk, boy did his parents have a surprize waiting for them when they come to pick him up! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Not funny Bonnie as this happened to us a long time ago and my neighbors son was sucked down when the land in the front yard gave way, yuk!

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Merceeee, I can just vision your husband as he waddled home with the septic residue all of him. This is hilarious!
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
lol,, sometimes I wonder are these fiction?? I dare not ask, tooooooooooo funny Bonnie :)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Gotta watch those septic holes, they'll get ya every time! Too funny, Bonnie, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
sooo funny--am having similar problems myself--just filled in the hole!
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
PEEEWWWW! too funny...
Cryssa
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
Yuk! You sure know how to tell a tale Bonnie! Had me laughing even while I held my nose;-)...ET
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
That picture looks evil and unhealthy. I can just imagine stepping into whatever that is. It's bad enough when kids come in contact with a skunk, but goosh amd moosh beneath one's feet---aghhhhhhhhhhhh. Good write.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
What a great place to take a swim and cool off after a long day...boy, your husband sure knows how to pick the good spots...ed
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 22, 2008
As a grandmother you know better than anybody that special smell of diapers...no wonder fathers don't volunteer!
I hope hubby as take a bath since ten...

Georg
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