Always Surprised
I must have been in the wrong line when God was handing out directions.
For I can’t find my way out of a paper bag and there are no exceptions.
No matter how hard I try, I get lost on all my missions.
Rights, lefts, north, south and no matter what conditions.
IF I mysteriously find my way there, then I can’t find it back.
I get all discombootled because the sense of direction, I lack.
God gave me many things, a sense of humor definitely was one.
So when I get lost and disoriented, I make it lots of fun.
I stop at every corner to ask someone the way.
I meet a lot of nice people and have an exciting day.
Even if I’ve been there before, it doesn’t seem to matter.
I still get lost in the comings and goings, mostly the latter.
The great things about my missions are, I've seen many places.
I've seen museums, land marks and a lot of interesting faces.
It amazes my husband every time when I tell him where I've been,
But I can never take him, cause I can't find my way back again.
Each time I go on my missions, my husband gets concerned.
He tries to tell me how to get there, but I never seem to learn.
I never take a map with me or even a telephone.
That’s why my husbands always surprised when I finally make it home.
Written by,
Bonnie May
Love,
Connie
Regis
This reminds me of one of my daughters. She tried to tell the parents of someone she was babysitting for, how to get her home (they were less than two miles away) and she ended up sending them 15 miles in the opposite direction! Luckily they all had a sense of humor about it!
Cryssa
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Georg
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.