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Dr. Bonnie Must Go On!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Still wanna play Ed? there's more where this came from.


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Dr. Bonnie Must Go On!
 
Oh, it’s been only a day since I buried Ed, but found he wasn’t dead.
So I yanked him out of that big hole I dug, and chucked him into bed.
The next morning he was really famished so I fed him eggs and bread.
Finished his lobotomy and put a cooked chicken brain in Ed’s head.
 
Don’t worry, Ed’s just fine, but I don’t expect him to ever return.
For he’s lost his fearlessness and his brain is fried and burned.
I am now looking for a new patient, one as good as my dear Ed.
He will have to have great wit and valor or just a brain instead.
 
So you can send me your resume and I’ll check it out and see.
To make sure you will be as witty and gutsy as my Ed used to be.
Oh, who am I kidding, I will never find someone like my dear friend Ed.
So I may as well croak, just use Ed’s hole and go bury my head.
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 

 


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie Must Go On!"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
My brain wasn't exactly cooked, it was actually bar-b-qued & tasted just fine, sort of tasted like chicken, I can't imagine why...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Remind me never to send you my resume'.... I already have a cooked brain...(no eggs please)... UNLESSSSS..... you can fix me up like with a lift here and there...smooth out the wrinkles (do not use an iron) etc.... always funny my friend... lindalaw

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Finished his lobotomy and put a cooked chicken brain in Ed’s head.

Wow! A guy can sure miss a lot, in just a few days! My Jersey brother now has a cooked chicken brain - WOW!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
A lamentation for a dear laughable friend.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Oh my,you are so funny sweet lady...I hope you never come looking for me..(Giggles)wonderful writing..thank you for making me smile this morning...be well and always safe sweet Bonnie...Hugs

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
I leave for 2 weeks,, and look what I missed,,,,lol my resume is in the mail btw,,:)

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Don't go lookin' for ME; I've already had three surgeries; don't need any more!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Cute write!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Seems to me that lil'brother Ed wasn't "dead" in that bed of yours, cause you singing like a canary that got some love its way! ! !

Ed the Elder

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
LOL, Bonnie, more of these entertaining writes! What a write to read first thing in the morning: and didn't have to take two aspirin! I feel wonderful, Doc! :) Well done!

((((HUGS)))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Funny again Bonnie, it might suit Ed to read this today. Hope he likes it. He needs some entertainment I believe. It surely did entertain me and keeps life going and interesting to read this funny stuff.


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