Dr. Bonnie’s Miracle Cure
After many weeks with suffering from my disease of Ed.
I was finally able to leave my uncomfortable ailing bed.
Literally at deaths door when I saw someone in Red.
“Holy Cow,” I thought, “Am I truly dead?”
There stood the devil himself, pitch fork and all.
Just a smilin like a fool, but he was only inches tall.
“I’m not afraid of you,” I said, as I was passing by.
But that darn little devil, poked his fork in my eye.
“Yep, you’re the one I was waiting for, why are you late?”
“I didn’t’ know I was comin, I didn’t know we had a date.”
“Oh, but we did Doctor Bonnie, as a Dr. you’re a disgrace.”
“Your perfect for my world in Hell but we don’t have a space.”
“So you go back from whence you came, and do like before.”
“For when we meet again, you won’t get through that door.
I left in such disgrace with my head bend to the floor.
I wasn’t wanted in Hell so the world has me some more.
Now I have to look for new patients, maybe one or two.
If anyone out there is interested, I’m interested in you!
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
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Ed said he was not a'feared of you.
Cute writing as always score is: Bonnie- 7 ED - 2
CarolHawks
Ed the Elder
PeeWee Ed
Jersey Devil Ed (with Rufuz, no less)
I'll apply, as long as it isn't too expensive. My gitalong got up and went! LOL Adorable writing, enjoy reading you. Always a smile to go along with the injections, so it doesn't hurt. Much. LOL Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
:)Christine
Please don't give up on my brother Ed in Jersey; he truly needs a lot more help. It might take years and years. Please don't give up on him.
PS If he tells you he has no money for treatment, ask Rufuz to dig up that huge stash of cash he's got hidden under his motor home.
And thank you so much.