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Dr. Bonnie’s Injury
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh Ed, you have no idea what window you have opened.


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Dr. Bonnie’s Injury
 
 
Standing at the sink washing her dishes from the night before.
Dr. Bonnie heard a sudden crash bursting through her door.
Yes, it was Ed lying on the floor with a bump on his smashed head.
I thought I buried and got rid of him, but I can see Ed’s not dead.
 
Dr. Bonnie laid Ed on the sofa and went to pick some fruit from the tree.
Then she took care of Ed’s head with stitches, it took sixty three.
Dr. Bonnie wasn’t feelin right she had a stitch of pain in her side.
I’ll go take a quick shower and let Ed right there where he laid and cried.
 
Taking off my XXXXM double M bra I found an arrow in the heavy metal.
This could have only come from Ed, now I’ve got another score to settle.
How dare he think he can use me as a target, when I’ve been so sweet and kind?
Oh sure, I know, I did hit him a few times, and almost destroyed his mind.
 
But that was no reason for him to use me as a target of his own evil choosing.
Oh Ed, you should have quit my friend, you have no idea, how much you are loosing.
There are so many places I haven’t operated on yet, your body is under my command.
As you’re lying there in pain on my sofa, I’m thinking, Oh, isn’t life just grand!
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
 
 

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Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Bonnie, they keep getting better. Ed will eventually yell "uncle" or will he?
CarolHawks

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Do I detect a malpractice here?

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh my gosh.... you can hide a lot of cool things in that xxxx?? bra... hmmmmm.... no wonder Ed keeps coming back for more punishment! Just like a man!!! You didn't tell us you were Ms Hooters either....ha! makin' us think you are this sweet lil' wife, patching and stitchin' poor ole' Ed.... huh! Well... no wonder his brothers don't take him "nowhere".... they fear Dr. Bonnie may come a huntin' them!!! Oh well... the saga continues.... just stay clear of me...I got enuf problems of my own... lindalaw

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Hilarious, Bonnie, just hilarious! Thanks for the giggles this morning; very well and humorously written; brava!

(((HUGS))) an dmuch love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D XOXOXOXO

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Hey knock it off lil'brother Ed, remember? I took you to the cemetery one night and left you there to talk with Doctor Bonnie's zombies?

Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Do your stuff, Dr. Bonnie. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Oh my...too cute...I am sure glad that DR.Bonnie doesn't work with me (Giggles) now I'm going to hide ....good stuff sweet lady...Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
HO, HO, HO! Get that scalpel out, Dr. Bonnie, and get to work on that old rascal!!!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Just keep your guns in their respective cases,
Or away I will have to run around all the bases,
At least though between the two of us we have great faces,
Better than those no account two brothers I have,
Who have never ever taken their lil' brother any places...Ed

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
RUH roh. Never tick off the one with the scalpel. Ed, you shoulda listened! Too funny, Dr. Bonnie.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Yikes,,,,you are both going to end up dead,,I think you need to intervene with his two brothers!


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