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Dr. Bonnie’s House After the Murder!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Well by now we all know Dr. Bonnie died. This is shortly after her murder while her body still lies on the floor.


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Dr. Bonnie’s House After the Murder!
 
AS they all stood around Dr. Bonnie’s body laying on the floor.
They were all in shock with disbelief and rocked to their core.
But the one who seemed to be the most shaken was her rival Ed.
Sure they were adversaries and she did hit him many times on his head.
 
But through it all he respected her as an adversary, and he grew fond of her too.
ED never expected these emotions would be so painful, this was very new.
He went to get the large wheelbarrow from the barn outside the house.
Ed scooped Dr. Bonnie’s body into it and left as quiet as a mouse.
 
Did his brother’s do this, could they have been so cruel?
No, they wouldn’t have killed her, they are no dimwitted fools.
Theirs would be the first place the police would go to look.
It must have been another, one who was in her appointment book.
 
“What did I hear today in the news report on the bloob tube?”
“Someone’s suing the Doc because she screwed up her boobs?”
“I’ll have to find out who did this, I won’t rest until I do.”
“With that, he started pushing again, feelin downright subdued.”
 
Ed wheeled the Doc to the morgue and said his heartfelt goodbyes,
And if you looked real closely you would see
The glittering tears in his big blue eyes.
 
“Goodbye Old Doc Bonnie, we will fight again.”
“And next time my friend, I will let you win.”
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie’s Assistant
 
NEWS ITEM JUST RELEASED!
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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie’s House After the Murder!"
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
Hot doggits.... she's found her cape and her magic rhinestone super button!!!! yippeeeeeeee..... lindalaw

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
I heard it was the fiendish Jersey Devil. I've written numerous poems about this ancient legendary creature who still roams the land. We all best be on guard.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
Will the story end here? Stay tuned to this on going saga.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe it is needed a silver bullet, or a wooden stick through the heart (she doesn't have one) like Dracula, of a few drops of holy-water, but as I said before, beware of that two timer quack, she will be ambushing everybody very soon!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Ahh as the plot thickens, I am waiting on the edge of me seat for you can't trust them damn Eds...stole a boat off me up here in Canuck land they did.

Fee

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Loved the battle and hope the ED's bought some pretty flowers!

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Oh well...when will be the next time?

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Oh, crap!! Bonnie, this is gettin' gooder and gooder!! LOL Too funny; well penned!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen ("I didn't dood it!") Lynn. :D


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