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Dr. Bonnie Awakens
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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OH finally we find out what happened to our Dr. Bonnie


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Dr. Bonnie Awakens
 
 
The room was dark very dark as Dr. Bonnie was awakened.
She was lying on a hard slab and she was obviously shaken.
“Where am I, am I dead, where’s the blasted bright light?”
“Or did I go back to Hell again, as the Devil said I might.”
 
As she was pondering this, a man walked thought the door.
He had a mask upon his face but she had seen this man before.
Old Dr. Hognose the man who taught her everything she knew.
Which we know wasn’t a whole lot, but give the man his due.
 
“Dr. Hognose where am I and why am I here, are you dead too?”
“No, my colleague you’re alive and I just operated on you.”
“I gave you the heart of wolf for you were in dire straights.”
“It was the only heart I had, you were fated for the Pearly Gates.”
 
“I rescued you from the morgue that night when I heard about your death.”
“I got to you almost immediately, right before you took your last breath.”
“There’s only one problem my friend about the wolf heart I implanted in you.”
“When the full moon comes up, you’ll change into something quite new.”
 
“For you will now turn into a werewolf my dear and you will need to feed.”
“You will not be able to do a thing or stop yourself from your intense need.”
“Oh you Quack, this is awful, why you couldn’t find something not so vile?”
“You could have picked an ape or a hyena, that would have made me smile.”
 
“How could you have done this to me, I wouldn’t have even minded a cow.”
“But a wolf, heck I’m even afraid of dogs you nut, take it out. right now!”
“I can’t do that, for you will certainly die a horrible death if I operate again.”
“Oh, this is just great, but you did say I’m alive and will eventually mend.”
 
“OH, if those three idiot old coots did this to me, they will rule the day.”
“That they messed with the wrong person, when they messed with Dr. May.”
 
Written by,
Bonnie May
 

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Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
Funny and now you can send messages to Rufuz, and he can be your informant


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
And the saga continues gotta love it.
Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Dear brother PeeWee, the only way to stop this crazy circus is to marry Jersey Ed with Dr. Bonnie, after all he was the one that started all the hullabaloo with the old broad!
And we that thought we had enough hillbillies witches in the family...

Ed the Elder

PS: I don't know about the her wedding dames, but we can be our brother's pallbearers.

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
So funny. Thanks a million for the laughs! Be well.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Linda seems to have the perfect answers.

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG....hehe.... She's invincible....hehe....altho that dumb hognose could have found something more sexy and beguiling than a stupid ole wolf....go figure... leave it to a man...and a hognosed one at that... Well... Dr. May...if you ever want a SUPREME MAKE OVER....you know where to come... Angelic Linda, your trustee partner will sure help thee... We gals know how to stick together....Who has some spike heels, and eyelashes, and who has some girdles or Spanx (that's the new term for those awful girdles from days of old)....and who has plenty of rhinestones and a bedazzler so we can fix her wardrobe up????? Ladies...where are you??? She'll mesmerize those three ole' coots and they won't even know what hit em'....... You betcha! :-)) lindalaw

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
lol. I kinda like the thought of you having a wolf's heart. lol. However, that doesn't mean I want to be spending any time with you, especially with Halloween coming up. I know 3 fellows you can feast on to your delight. lol. Hehehehe. I love it. welcome back to life you old quack. lol. Liz

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Geez Bonnie, you have me laughing so with these chapter tales, keep them coming....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Uh-oh, what do we do now, is she back to stay, human or...e

Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Oh, no! Poor Doctor Bonnie!! She's now a loup garou!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!! She'd better not be comin' after meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....LOL Delightful write; thanks for the smiles, Bonnie! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still smilin'*


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