Dr. Bonnie Surfs the Internet for Cure
Dr. Bonnie sat at the computer trying to find a cure for her wicked affliction.
She took up smoking wacky weed, so now she too has an addiction.
Her friend Ed found her weeping and gave it to her to help with her stress.
This appalling secret she’s keeping from him sure has her in a full-size mess.
She keeps surfing the internet to find a cure but one can not be found.
How can she possibly live this way and her fears are very sound?
For when she changes into the wolf she can’t control her need to feed.
So far it’s been boobs, mice and rats but they’re not fulfilling her need.
She would lose Ed as her friend if he ever discovered her plight,
She’s gotten quite fond of him, even though he’s not too bright.
Halloween will soon be here and another full moon about to come.
Where there will be lots of trick or treaters having all of the fun.
Even though she couldn’t kill the old lady with the gigantic boobs.
Her control was getting weaker and her resolve goin down the tubes.
“I must find the answer on the information highway or I am surely doomed.”
“And I will have to feed on something larger without my fork and spoon.”
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Dr. Bonnie
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Christine
I will recommend Lagerfeld aftershave, Hmmmmm...delicious!
Georg
not being too nice to you right now;-) Great fun write Bonnie!
Love,
ET
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Um...are you two the ones with the Band playing in the background and other effects earlier today?
~D.