Dr. Bonnie Gets Visit From Ed the Elder
Early one morning shortly after Dr. Bonnie returned.
She was makin eggs for breakfast, she liked them very burned.
When a sudden knock came at her back door, now who could it be?
She was stunned into silence,
For it was Ed the Elder in his jammies who came to visit Dr. B.
Would you like some coffee and maybe some eggs too?
She thought she’d take the high road, but she was right on cue.
“NO, I don’t want #$#.$ eggs, I’m here to pay you off.”
“I want you to stay away from my brother Ed, that #.#. dumbkoff.”
“He’s become fond of you and ignored all the advice from PEE WEE and me.”
“I want you to take this $%^#$%$# money or very sorry you will be.”
“I don’t want your lousy money; stick it where the sun don’t shine.”
“For your brother Ed has become a very dear and valued friend of mine.”
“Now you listen to me you quack, you’ll be sorry if you don’t leave.”
“I will hunt you down like the dog you are, there will be no reprieve.”
“Oh, if only this man only knew what he just said, he’d eat those words.”
“For he just might be the next to have a visit from the “dog”, that turd.”
Dr. Bonnie stood there with the pan of eggs held tightly in her fist.
She banged ED on the top of the head, adding one more to her list.
When Ed the Elder awoke he was in the yard in a big deep hole.
With one whopper of a headache, which really took its toll.
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abused again
William
Peace & love.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
if you can't reconize a clone you quack bitch!
I have plenty of garlic and silver bullets for you
when as werewolverine you care to come around,
but a lot of Ed the Elder clones you gonna see
before been blasted to the $#&%£$*! eternity! ! !
Ed the Elder
Love,
Christine
Makes me glad I am not an Ed. LOL Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
PS How much money did he offer you??!!
Brother Pee Wee