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Dr. Bonnie’s Transformation
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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OH, the transformation is so painful, but she's sheds the tears for her lost friendship.


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Dr. Bonnie’s Transformation
 
Ed came to Dr. Bonnie’s house and banged loudly on the door.
It was the night after Ed the Elder’s visit, she could take no more.
The look on Ed’s face showed he was enraged for it was plain to see.
Yelling, “You hit my brother with a pan, now you infuriated me.”
 
“We stick together and I should have known he was surely right.”
But Ed had no idea what the full moon would bring that very night.
“Our friendship is over; I must have been absolutely out of my mind.”
“To ever think you could be a friend that’s ever sweet and kind.”
 
“So the offer my brother made you is over too, no need to reconsider.”
“For I wouldn’t come near you again if you were the pick of the litter.”
“Goodbye my adversary, you better tote a gun when we next meet.”
“For when I next see your repulsive face, I will surely be packing heat.”
 
With that, out the door he went leaving a stunned Dr. Bonnie behind.
“Well, if that’s the way you feel, you’re certainly not a friend of mine.”
Take your whacky weed with ya, cause it doesn’t do a thing for me.
She threw the bag of stuff right in Ed’s eye, now Ed couldn’t see.
 
Then it started, the sweating and feelings entirely growing out of control.
Dr. Bonnie was turning into the werewolf, right down to her very soul.
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
 

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Reviewed on October 9, 2008
A howlin' good write, Bonnie; well penned! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 9, 2008
...those Ed's have really been a pain in the you know what for you Dr Bonnie.. you just keep on Howlin'!
Love, Christine

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 9, 2008
Wow... I can't wait for the freaky fee ball .... I'm going in my sexiest "Fly-On-The-Wall" costume....so I can see it all for myself... just hope no one carries a darn fly swatter tho...hehe... lindalaw

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 9, 2008
Well, it seems that my lil'brother got some sense left in that pumpkin he uses for a head, now I can, like every October to my slimy disgusting creature of the shadows which has vampires for breakfast and werwolves for lunch as my big lizzard brothers chase virgins in the forest (in 2008 it's very hard to find one) so they munch any old bag they come across.

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 9, 2008
Hmnnnn sounds like she may be showing up at the Halloween bash alone but that's okay, we have a Mr. Cadavor coming that could be her escourt for the evening....

Fee

Reviewed on October 9, 2008
Well Doc you'll be right in fashion for the Freaky Fee Ball.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 9, 2008
Now this is getting good! I've been a wolfman for many years now, and it ain't so bad, at least at Halloween I can have fun. And my brother Jersey, of course, is a centuries old flying reptilian known as The Jersey Devil. I now look forward to Dr. Bonnie Werewolf VS. Jersey Devil - Battle On!


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