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Dr. Bonnie Disappears to Her Lab
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Hello, my name is Alice and I have been with Dr. Bonnie for over 30 years and I can't help asking...What in the world is Dr. Bonnie up to now. She hasn't been seen in weeks she's been tucked away in her lab doing something diabolical I presume!


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Dr. Bonnie Disappears to Her Lab 
 
Dr. Bonnie’s been so busy in her lab that she hasn’t taken the time to even eat.
I saw her just the other day and she looked completely dead on her feet.
She gave me orders to send the 100 lbs of sushi to Fee for his big Halloween bash.
Holy Cow this party must have cost Dr. Bonnie some serious heavy cash.
 
I picked up her costume yesterday but she wouldn’t even let me peek inside.
I’ve been her trusted assistant for over 30 years so that sure hurt my pride.
Seeing that box sitting there is driving me absolutely mad with such anticipation.
But I know better than to cross Dr. Bonnie, it would lead to my own self degradation.
 
She won’t even give me a hint on what’s she’s working on in her exploration lab.
All she’d say, “When I’m done, it will be something wonderful and simply Fab.”
Oh, those poor Ed brothers have no idea what they’ve unleashed in this ole Doc.
But I’m afraid they will soon, for their fate has been sealed and fully locked.
 
I’ve never seen Dr. Bonnie so determined with anything like this before.
It’s like she has this secret blackboard where she writes everything and keeps score.
Well, I’ll just sit here patiently keeping fingers crossed and watching it all unfold.
So if anyone asks me what I know, I say NOTHING, very loud and very bold!
 
Written by,
Alice
Dr. Bonnie’s Assistant

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
Dear Alice wouldn't be tempted to work for me? never mind those 3o years, I will triple your salary and throw a new denture set your way.
Just so I can can see that little witch raving mad with rage.

Yours truly
Ed the Elder


Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
hope we don't have to wait too long for the answer1
YOU HAVE US ALL EXCITED.ALICE!;-)

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Oh Alice thanks for some insight,,,however, now you really got our minds in wonder,,,hmmmmm that Dr Bonnie is a determined lady,, I hope the Ed's take her seriously...
(LOL)

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
100 pounds of SUSHI.. cheez Dr... you must have some bucks in them thar XXXXM hooter/catcher/holders.... hmmmmmm..... Can't wait to see what you have cooking...er...scuse me.... em....brewing....
lindalaw

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
lol. There is no telling what Dr. Bonnie is up to except NO GOOD. lol. I love it. Does she need a nurse for help? lol. I think I know one. Liz

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Nice photograph, looking good! Oh boy those Ed brothers better watch out now....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Hmmmnnn the plot thickens as the days and weeks go by leading up to the AD Halloween Bash...well the EDs and Doctor Bonnie make amends and become friends again, will La Belle take the starch out of some poor man's britches, can Rose truly be bad for one night, is Michelle going to rock the house...stayed tuned lots more to come...

fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Will wait patiently to see Dr. Bonnie's halloween costume. Always did have to wait for that night to see what the kids were wearing, so know I can be patient til that night. Bet it will be good, bonnie has those great ideas.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Whatever she up to I hope is good
as this write, which I enjoyed reading
Love & peace

William


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Ole Doc Bonnie has not got a hair,
Nothing can she do to the Family Ed to us scare,
We are three & possibly one more, not just a pair,
Don't your luck push, witch,
Or you may find yourself in your own backyard ditch...ed

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
This wrte is awesome Dr. Bonnie "looked completely dead on her feet"
But I heard she was a witch all she needs as one of
her powerful magic drinks to energies Lol I love it!
See you at Halloween bash!
Truly beautiful writing and humors
Peace Love and Light....Morning Star

Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Great write, Dr. Bonnie; I'm sure whatever you have planned will be a good'un! Very well penned; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 14, 2008
I hope dear ole doc won't blow us all up!!

Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Getting gooder and gooder ... can't wait to see the unraveling -- errrr, the unveiling. LOL Well done, Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bragz (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Great stuff!

Cheerytoot,

Brice.


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