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Dr. Bonnie’s Car Ride to FEE’s
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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Oh the time has come, the night has arrived. Now no one is safe for Dr. Bonnie's on a revenge trip with no return.


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Dr. Bonnie’s Car Ride to FEE’s
 
 
The night of Fee’s Halloween bash has finally arrived.
Dr. Bonnie was putting on her costume with care and pride.
No one will ever guess whose underneath and never will.
When she gives a thought to the Ed brothers she gets a cold chill.
 
They will rule the day they did all these terrible things to me.
I will show no compassion, kindness or even on bit of mercy.
I must remember to put my lipstick on to put my plan into action.
For if I forgot this lipstick, I would never get the desired reaction.
 
When I walked into the room my assistance’s jaw dropped to the floor.
I just gave her a cunning smile as I continued to the front door.
I got into the beautiful limo that was discretely parked outside.
Oh, this was going to be a fantastic, glorious but torturing ride.
 
I can hardly wait to get there and find the creatures of my mind.
It shouldn’t be all that hard to see them or hard for me to find.
I will start with Ed the Elder for he is the cause of most of my pain.
Once I get rid of him quickly, it will be a much easier game.
 
Oh my dear Ed brothers, I hope you’re enjoying your last night.
For all of you my friends and adversaries are in for a deadly fright.
I will find you no matter what costumes you are hiding beneath.
And I will make your last moments, ones you’ll wish you could bequeath.
 
Written by,
Dr. Bonnie
 

 


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie’s Car Ride to FEE’s"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
there is a vindictive plot afoot here -- remind me to never offend you Bonnie -- "they will rue the day they did all of those terrible things to me" -- peace to you -- JMW

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
You sure are riding in style to get those men who did you in. They deserve everything they will get from you Dr. Bonnie, You entertained us so much it is a scream, yes a reasl S C R E A M.

Reviewed by Susie McCray (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2008
Watch out Ed Brothers, Bonnie is on the warpath.

Great write.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
oh my you are one dangerous Doc and I can't wait to hear the news after the party;-) Bonnie, you are a trip;-)

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
I love it!!!! Can't wait to see what you are going to look like!!! hubba hubba... lindalaw

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
You wish, you ain't riding no Pimp-mobile, that's a sham of picture, a cartoon cut-out of a limo hiding the hearse-de-luxe in which I will send your little pieces back, minus your heart, it I would eat raw, with venom and all ha!ha! ha! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !

Ed the Elder (or...El Magnifico!)


Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
I hope Fee has enough room in his driveway for that car! I've been reading some of the Halloween verses. Seems as though the party is off to a fun start. Things are escalating. I won't go unless there's going to be rotten apple s(p)ider - my favorite Halloween drink. Well done!
Sheila

Reviewed on October 17, 2008
I love that limo, Bonnie, what say you pick up a StormSpinner and her twin sis?!? Excellent write - well done, Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And hold the blood: I don't drink.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Oh oh, this sounds like it is getting serious hymnnn think I should order more body bags...maybe some empty ones this time.

Fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Nice PIMP mobile, though we will know when you arrive, no one can miss that ugly color...reminds me of the MaryKay ladies car...or is it AVON, either way, you won't find us, as we will be in costumes you'd never suspect...though I might give you an idea of mine, but you must wait for awhile...ed

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Bet you all are going to have fun! I like that pink limo!!! Heeeheee!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on October 17, 2008
Oooh, sounds like it's gonna be a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Well done; love that pink Caddy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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