Ma & Pa
Conversation
“Pa, did you see what I did with my new black boots?”
“Who said that I’m an old blue bat coot?”
”Oh for Heaven sake Pa, I said black boots.”
“When did heaven get black shoots?”
“Oh forget it Pa, are you getting hungry yet?”
“No, I lost my butt the last time I placed a bet.”
Ma said,
“Oh, this is frustrating no wonder I don’t speak.”
“Everything I say, I always have to repeat!”
Conversation
“Pa, its time for bed now, need help getting up?”
“No Ma, none for me I just filled my cup.”
Ma said,
“I’m goin to bed Pa, you can sleep there in that chair.”
When she turned around, he was completely bare.
“OH Lord, what did I do to deserve this?”
“Pa came up behind her and gave her one hot kiss.”
“O’ Pa, that’s why I stay, no one else kisses like you?”
When she looked back, Pa was peeing in his shoe.
Written by,
Bonnie May
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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Be always safe,
Karen