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Stud Sam’s Released From the DIVA
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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OH Sam don't do it, please don't do it. You'll be sorry...


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Stud Sam’s Released From the DIVA
 
Stud Sam, received a letter from Dr. Bonnie about his plight.
 She said she’d do anything to help and will be there this night.
Sam paced the floor with the tension of cat stalking its kill.
Am I doin’ the right thing aware of Doc Bonnie’s known zeal?
 
The pain his selfish Diva caused him was too unbearable to bear.
So he decided on the operation and doing something very rare.
He was having his heart replaced and that Diva totally removed.
Not caring where the heart comes from or what heart the Doc used.
 
The Ole Doc Bonnie arrived just in time with her case in plain site.
It had a beating heart inside and the surgery would begin that night.
Okay my Stud Sam get totally undressed, I’ve done this once before.
Sam’s nerves were pretty jumpy now as he looked towards the door.
 
Stud Sam didn’t remember anything until he woke up in a room.
He wasn’t afraid anymore but hoped the spasm would end soon.
“Well,” Doc Bonnie said, “Sam it’s all over and you will be just fine.”
“No more Diva in your heart Sam, but I gave you a little bit of mine.
 
“What do ya mean Doc, you gave me part of that heart of yours?”
“The wolf heart I’ve heard about without any option or cures?”
“Oh, don’t be so picky Sam my Stud, I did the very best I could.”
“I took the DIVA out and put me in, now Stud, didn’t I do good?”
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

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 Reviews of "Stud Sam’s Released From the DIVA"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 31, 2008
Man Bonnie, now you have me worried, all those heart ops I had if you were in the operating room...I wonder who's parts I am toting. LOL

Fee

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 31, 2008
I wish Sam would have talked to me first; I would have led him in the right direction, leaving ol Doc "B" far behind in the dust...Ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 31, 2008
There's a dragon somewhere spitting fire, ready to BBQ the good doc and eat every morsel (no leftovers!)

Georg


Reviewed on October 31, 2008
HiLARious write, Bonnie; brava!

Happy Hallowe'en (sans spiders!!) to you and yours!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 30, 2008
LOL! Dr Bonnie, after reading this,I believe you are capable of anything1;-) i always leave your den with a smile,;-) Thank you!

Love,
Eileen


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