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An Unusual Character!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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This unusual poem is my 500th...poem posted on this site. Love and hugs and thanks to all!

If we could be as they are, accepting, tolerant and a little bristly...

MEET THE BIRAGATOR!


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An Unusual Character!
 
I’m a unique & true gem; I’m different from all the rest.
I’m part bird and alligator & of each of them I have the best.
I can sing like a canary and I can tear apart your shoe.
When you try to kick me, I can eat every part of you.
 
But I’m a good natured fella and I leave well enough alone.
Until someone bothers me, then you can hear them moan.
For I can fly and run faster than any man on this earth.
When they make fun of my beauty with laughter & mirth.
 
It’s not right humilating me just because I’m different or diverse.
For I can do more than you can, I can do a whole lot worse.
I could bite the hand that feeds me, and swallow it right down.
Or I could poop on your head instead of using the grassy ground.
 
So remember when you see me to show respect & not be so blind.
 I promise not to laugh at you too, because you are of the humankind.
We can all get along well together if we just accept one another.
And I promise I won’t, if you don’t, ask what in the world was your Mother?
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
a hilarious metaphor my dear -- with just the right blend of humor and subliminal message -- peace and love to you my friend -- JMW

Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Bonnie,

Hilarious image and poem - Bravo on this top-notch write!!


Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
You are too funny...yet your poem has a great moral that each of us should live by...
Cryssa

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Hahahaha!!!!!....Bonnie!!! This was hilarious, but quite frankly we see a lot of this alligator bird everyday!!!...LOL!!!!

Loveya, *always*

SAndie Angel :o)

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
This one is as original as YOU!
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
We can all get along well together if we just accept one another.

If only we humans were as smart as your most intriguing Biragator.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Hilarious and yet an admonition for respect, respect all and everything that's "different" because they had feelings too.

Georg


Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Congratulations, Bonnie, and love the write and that photo!

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
Love the biragator (whoever did the photo re-combine was an expert) and I want one or six. Imagine the ruckus when they follow me into Nanna's Family Diner! Feed them? Yup, salesmen and anyone who comes knocking to see if I found Jesus (guess they lost Him again) :-)

Ted

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
Mother! That's funny. This is really creative and works as "medicine" cause it makes you laugh. Cheers

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
cute way to make a great point!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
Hmnnnnnn Is that guy related to the EDs by any chance? congrats on your 500th Bonnie.
hugs
fee

Reviewed on November 16, 2008
HiLARious!! LOL Thanks for the giggles; this is too cute!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D X0X0X0

Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
The poem/story is great... but......is it for real? Never heard of it...and yet...it's kind of cute... :-)) lindalaw

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
lol,,,I hope the Dr has one of these little pets...

Reviewed on November 16, 2008
Laughing too hard to review: that is one bird with BITE. LOL LOL LOL!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
I have one minor question, what in the world was it's mother? And since I live so far away, I won't have to worry about getting attacked...cute poem & crazy pic...Ed

Reviewed on November 16, 2008
Bonnie thank you for sharing, it got me to thinking about how true beauty is not found on the outside, but on the inside...
In Christ's Love
Michelle~


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