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“Pardon Me,” the Turkey Cried!
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I couldn't leave you with sadness, not on this special day, I wanted to make you smile. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and many, many blessings.


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“Pardon Me,” the Turkey Cried!

 

“Pardon me,” the turkey cried as his head was on the chopping block.

There are plenty of turkeys out there, you have a colossal flock.

Why not take one of them, how did I get to be the chosen one?

Is it because I eat way too much or that I’m too fat to run?

 

Oh no my dear old turkey, that’s not the reason for your fate.

It’s the fact that someone out there wants you on their plate.

They don’t want lamb, pig or cow, so you are the chosen one.

Now cheer up my turkey friend, in three hours you’ll be done!

 

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Bonnie May
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Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2009
hi...its a very beautiful poem...so very humourous....poor turkey living on someone else fate...sad though,but very interesting. wishes...neerja
Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on December 16, 2008
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!! Will be happy, if YOU will read my story 'The last night' Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
served with aplomb, from your pen to our imaginations Bonnie -- thanks for the humor and the kindness of your Thanksgiving thoughts -- peace and love to you my friend -- JMW
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2008
A humorous write and the picture is so funny!
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Reviewed on November 29, 2008
Bonny -
This is beautifully said and true! Ours was 4hrs. and tender was he! WE were blessed this year is what I see!
I hope you were and will continue to be! throughout these sparkling Holidays!
Into a BRAND NEW YEAR! of New Beginnings excitedely!
WRITE ON~
Thank you for the humor that you have, I am GRATEFUL my SWEET friend!
Warmest Blessings, Inner Peace, and Love, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExooo

STay Positive!
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on November 27, 2008
LOL!!! A great way to end Thanksgiving, with a smile from your poem :) Happy Turkey Day!! Love, Michelle
Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on November 27, 2008
...as Sara has said below...of life...you give us a slice...many in your fine pen...and this...Thanksgiving.
John
Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on November 27, 2008
You always have good things to say about life, Bonnie. It is a joy to read you. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. ~ Sara
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 27, 2008
Was that Doc Bonnie holding the axe and telling lies on Thanksgiving?

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Leave it to you Bonnie and the many wonders that still lurk with the walls of your ever active mind. God bless and a Very Warm and Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Black humour, Bonnie, that you do so well. Hope your Christmas dinner is one to remember!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Cute write, Bonnie, and that ain't no piece of turkey! LOL Wonderful; happy Turkey Day to you and your loved ones!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Just had two turkey sandwiches now; YUM! (Gettin' a head start! LOL)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
As always, cute...and Happy, happy...Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Bonnie,

Love the image . . . wonderfully humorous - nicely done!!


Hugs,

Lance
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Oh not a happy day for the turkey...I don't think I'd be too thankful if I were him...lol

fee
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Wow... don't let Karen read this one... hope it wasn't Tom T. Turkey from her writing!!!!!! Isn't this bird going to be scrumptiously delicious tho..... yummmmmmmmy............ lindalaw
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
Random selection can be trying when it is you that is chosen. lol. So many turkeys and so little time to devour what I can. Great write. Liz
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed on November 26, 2008

It has an excellent satire's root and symbolism. It could be enlarged to be a political satiric poem.

I have enjoyed the reading of "Pardon Me, the Turkey Cried!" for its contents, wit, symbolism and satire.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bensdavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
ROTF! Too cute, but not for Mr. Tom. LOL Well done, and may you and yours have a wonderFULL Thanksgiving!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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