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Gummy
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another example of insomenia here

I used to like bubblegum when I was younger

But now as I grew older the bubblegum is my own gums I discovered .

I do not like bubblegum any more I tell ya .

I even find bubblegum in my nose I don't know how it get there .

I don't like bubblegum any more be careful how you blow one .

Once I even found bubblegum in my ear never knew how it got there .

Bubblegum was fun to chew when I was younger

But not any longer .

 

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 Reviews of "Gummy"
Reviewed by Raebeth McGee (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2009
This is very cute. I like it.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on September 18, 2009
A VERY GOOD WRITE...FILLED WITH LAUGHTER AND ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS


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