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Win one for Mom,Apple Pie and Me
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Another birthday has come and gone,51 years are now in the books,during the past year I gone to church, been baptized and had the priesthood attoned on me I seem closer to God then ever before but one thing still bothers me when I get to heaven do I have to use a pay restroom,outhouse or trees,I hope my mom is waiting for me,I still have another fifty years to go,my Detroit Lions need to be in one Superbowl before I die,but the way they play I might live to see the new century start told my mom I will never die until the Detroit Lions are in the Superbowl, so it seem I'll have a long life ahead of me.But as I live each day I pray each night I believe in myself and God,faith is at your side anything is possible so maybe the Detroit Lions will be Superbowl Champions before I turn a hundred and three.Faith will see me through this and it will God bless everyone and lets go Detroit. end.

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 11, 2013
I think your wait may be a lot longer than you could ever even fantasize...but your wait for death maybe shorter too...e


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