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I look up there it was the sleigh pulled by Reindeer but it didn't land on my house but it landed in the yard,I ran out to meet it hoping to see Saint Nick,Santa I mean, boy I was wrong again, as I took him in my house I found he had vtrouble flying through the storm,but it was not Santa at all,Santa got sick,the flu,but he didn't want to let anyone down, so as I looked at it it was an robot to look like Santa .But the robot had flaws to 'All those house I had to go to,delivering gitfs here and there,two things Santa forgot robots don't like rain or water and we need a oil can to make sure we continue to tick.All in all not a bad job I never tire and I'll do the job in half the time as good old Saint Nick,children smiling when I come down the chimney I never eat the cookies or milk they leave,I wish that every house would leave their door to their bathrooms unlock,Santa made me human then too that means even I have to pee from time to time I have to be careful how I pee I might end up rusting myself . happy holidays .