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Excuse me Mr Mayer
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5am remote in hand doing the insomniac shuffle thru endless cable stations whoa MTV2 there’s John Mayer telling me there is no such thing as the real world it’s just a lie we have to rise above blue funk damned if I haven’t spent half my life trying to understand the real world trying to fit in trying to adapt to what is real and it was all a lie before I become suicidal at this news I glance back at the screen And there is John Mayer 25 years old and pretty as a picture raking in millions for singing to a world of teenage girls what the hell does he know about the real world In disgust I flip back the the millionth rerun Of I Love Lucy Now this is the real world

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Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)

Reviewed on April 29, 2002

Sue,
You go girl!!
I liove this!!!
Excellent write my friend,
Sharon;)

Reviewed by Trixie Love

Reviewed on April 29, 2002

Great write Sue,
I needed a chuckle today.

Trixie

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)

Reviewed on April 29, 2002

Wonderful write--couldn't help but chuckle at the ending!

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)

Reviewed on April 29, 2002

*Smirk*... FINALLY!!! Someone else who has reality all figured out! Great write.

Scada

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson

Reviewed on April 29, 2002

ha ha ha i hear ya, i love tv land myself great escape(for me)

Reviewed by Tracey Hardie

Reviewed on April 29, 2002

Sue....awesome write... reality..I think!

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