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The Trumpeter
by Lavendar Jazz → (All Poetry by Lavendar Jazz)
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Some people are too big for the picture.

 

The Trumpeter
 
 
Buy you a trumpet
so you can toot your own horn
join the band
make a harmonious sound
wait… you forgot your mouthpiece.
 
 
© 2008 Lavendar Jazz
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 Reviews of "The Trumpeter"
Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on May 23, 2008
Yea! Some ARE forgetting their mouthpiece these days...Good Advice for a musician like me I guess: before you Toot you should check how you Hoot...! Very clever
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 17, 2008
This is so cool!!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 4, 2008
Bulls eye!Love it!;-) ...ET
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on May 3, 2008
:) Very original, loved it.
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on May 3, 2008
Great humor with a message. Jon Michael Willley
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on May 2, 2008
This is wonderful! I love the message!
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Ha! Thanks for the laugh. It's good. Cheers
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Wonderful just wonderful sweet lady...take care OK...HUgsss
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
pfft!!
lol.....oppsie :)
as I must clean coffee off my screen ;)
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Refreshing,, I like the message......M
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 1, 2008
Quite Good!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
lol. Already to blow up and no mouthpiece to get it done. Love it. Liz
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
This is wonderful!!!!! You are awesome, kep 'em coming!!!!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
Cute and brings along smiles and wisdom...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Selene Skye
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
Chuckles, delightful!
Selene
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on April 30, 2008
HOHO, this is great! Love it - spot on excellence, Lavendar!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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