I know I used to have one,
I used it every day.
But now I can't remember
where I put the thing away.

So what did that thing look like?
How much did it cost?
I can't remember much at all,
I hate to think it's lost.

Sure, I can live without it,
Lots of other people do,
But most folks like to live with one.
(And some seem to have two!)

So tell me where I put it
And tell me, am I blind?
For somewhere in this messed up life
I think I've lost my mind.