Thanks so much for helping me celebrate my birthday. Hope you had as good a time as I did. Here's a free chuckle in lieu of a party favor. {Ain' cheap, just thrifty.} Come back soon, y'heah?
Wunyear Yungah Anrarin T'go
PS: Next time, Dawg's gon' watch a male-type human dress:).
..........................arf......

 

        Dawg Watches Human. . ."Dress??"

Run quick, Spot, she's about to do the "Pantyhose."
Think break-dance, dog trot, chicken. . ."rumba--? "
Wish I could stand on one leg and scrunch my toes.
Get out of the way, she's taking a tumble!

Next comes the act with a harness with "cups"
that before it goes forward has to go backwards.
"Hate These Hooks" yelps and "Up-Puppies-UP."
No wonder she pants and yips no-nos afterwards.

Here come the growls about nothing to wear
Cage she calls a "closet" is hiding her "jeans."
Maybe it will help if we sit here and stare.
Our ears are sensitive, please don't scream.

We're sure to hear more that we can't repeat.
Ears down!  Her pants refused to zip!
Doghouse for us, sniff. B'bye dinner, b'bye treats.
Tellya, Spot, humans arrrre a -- sniff-sniff. . ."trip?"

 

(c) Phyllis Jean Green, January 19, 2005