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Too, Two Puzzled
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Do crostics, actually. . .
Hope u get a buzz. Bees will join some of us soon...'s'Spring!!
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Too, Two, Puzzled
 
Nothing like a good crossword puzzle.
Nothing is  more educational.
Bet you forgot roue and the bustle.
I tell you, the benefits are sensational.
 
I now know that olio means mishmash
And area isn’t spelled aria.
An entree can be corned beef hash
and tenor Lanza’s first name was Maria.
 
Mari-o--?   Tell ya when I’m finished.
Do you know a 4-letter word for blackbird?
Are you at all familiar with Finnish?
What in tarnation is a swackleswerd?
 
Misprint, that.  Better check in the back.
Isn’t cheating if you spot an error.
Blackbird is a-n-i.   I knew that.
Now I need a synonym for barrier.
 
Not sure when I’ll use these words.
Maybe at a party or a bat mitzvah.
That is a bar mitzvah for girls.
Maybe I’ll find a rhyme for mitzvah.
 
Think I’m educated enough. Assez
is the French – gotcha-!
Eraser’s busted and pencils are passe.
Adios, arrivederci, vaarwel. . .ta-ta???

 

Phyllis Jean Green,  March 22, 2007
 

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 Reviews of "Too, Two Puzzled"
Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on March 29, 2007
My mother did crossword puzzles every night that I can remember. You could ask her just about any thing. This is very well done, Pea, and quite enjoyable to read.

Carmen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
cool & clever, Phyllis ...

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
Sweet Pea,
Crafted clever and witty as only you can do with Rhyme time and again wonderful work................

peace Josie

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on March 23, 2007
really clever! i think all can relate

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
A very cute write. Cross word puzzles, another way to learn new words, whether used or not. Thanks!
Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
cute! Clever write my friend...loved it! I enjoy crossword puzzles, you made me smile after a long hard day at work, enjoyed this much!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Very clever and witty Phillis! I love crosswords too.
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Same As Humans Sayen One Thing And Doing Another,i.e Exactly The Opposite...

Neat Write On Right...

TRASK

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Wow this is very clever and interesting
But I too love cross word puzzles
So I can see what you mean
Excellent imagery and flow
Great brain twister of a Puzzled!!
Love and Peace to You Always....Morning Star

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
lol Love this little ditty, I hate crosswords but my wife
is always doing them and occasionally she'll ask me a
question, rather foolish...don't ya think. ;)

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
W*at an en*o*able read! Please double-check 14 across. -- Jeff

Reviewed on March 22, 2007
(((Pea))),

Ask Karen: I drive her nutz doing crossword puzzles. She says it's because (quote: "Because you're so smart and it shows how stupid I am." Unquote). If I'm so smart, then, why do I always ask her what 25 down is or something about an actor or actress AND SHE KNOWS THE ANSWER???????????? Don't know HOW many times I've scribbled through, because I got STUCK....perfectionist, that's me, drives me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too, Two Puzzled: that's me. But I got every word of this puzzle YAY I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done, yet again--you DO have a way of penning your heart into mine. :) Thank you, sweetie!

(((((HUGS))))) and love, Karla.


Reviewed on March 22, 2007

Very unique and creative. Mind's stimulating and imagination's striker.

I have enjoyed this "Too, Two Puzzled"

In admiration,


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Wonderful Phyllis and as a crossword puzzle lover I can see what you mean. Well done.

Fee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Vaarwel is Afrikaans...and I knew that all too well!!

And yip I LOVE TO DO CROSSWORDS...specially when I reach a crossroad!!

Ariwari!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
LOL, this is so clever and so cute, Pea! What a fun poem -- I love doing crossword puzzles so I can relate!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
I love crosswords and I love this poem!

Reviewed on March 22, 2007
Excellent write as always, Pea; you have a way with words! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 22, 2007
I give up, Phyllis! I cannot find swackleswerd anywhere! But I really like the sound of it, so what in the tarnation is it??!!!
And it would really come in handy to rhyme with grackle bird!


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