not worth summarizing? ;).............zzz......

 Shallow Don’ Pay,  Why is There an Enquirer?
 
Look.  I was born this way.  Came out baulin’ ‘bout my outfit!
{SHE’s into fashion – whe-ah designers come from, dah-link!}
Survival Tip,  Throw yourself on the floor an’ have a sh_fit
if your hair decides it will not go out without a cowlick.
 
Remember what Blue Eyes said:  What gets you through.
Ain’ no one I know don’ got the blues.  But, hey!
K-Mart is havin’ a  blue-light special.  Shoes, an’ all!
Know things’ll look up if you have the Look of Today!
 
February down Carolin’ way is gray on top o’gray.
Solution:  Toss out the bleach and go brunette.
HAVE  t’buy  new  lipstick and foundation, natch.
OH, and Family Dollar has the coolest barrette.
 
World fallin’ apart?   Baddies threatenin’ t’nuke?.  
Grass ain’ as green?  Air and water look  weird?
Doll yourself up, grab a partner, go rock to a  juke
In a dive where everyone’s got a beard.
 
See a cootie, wave and invite it over.
More the merrier in Fantasy Land.
Hell, you might find a four-leaf-clover.
Free ticket to a concert with a decent damn band.
 
Shallow don’ have t’cost t’my way of thinkin’.
Once rinsed my hair with grape juice.
Looked pd good,  I swear.
Only trouble was, bugs liked it, too.
 
Listen, I’m not tryin’ to be the boss of you.
Be as uptight as you want. In-tell-i-gent, okaaay?.
Just thought I’d give ya a clue 'r two
Between rests with the Puzzle of the Day.
 
Too busy to lay Power Plays,  I am, I yam.
Netflix has a new thrill on the way.
Gotta try out that new sparkly shadow.
Hug on m’dogs, so y’all go on.   G’way!

 

                 (c) pea teopod,  July, 2007

               (c) Phyllis Jean Green,  2007