Sticks to the Roof   {Arf!}
 
If you are all out of whack,
If all you get is bills, chills and aches,
Make a pig of yourself with flapjacks.
Follow up with ice cream and cake.
.
If life has you floundering,
If up is beginning to feel like down,
Try some serious clowning
Complete with farts and camel sounds.
 
If you are totally discombobulated,
And your heart is starting to stutter,
Picture bunny rabbits populating
Or watch a dog eat peanut butter.
 
Flumbusted or bamboozled,
Dog and peanut butter best.
I'm told some folks add a woozle
or hippo in a polka-dotted vest..
 
(Dog will need consoling
So give the luv a drink and a pat.
Though I'm guessing he'll be voting
To do the peanut butter number on Cat.)
 
 
        (c)  Phyllis Jean Green <> peajay gee
                         January, 2008