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Figger it is time for a change of pace. Hope you enjoy this bit of nonsense. xOx Pea xOx
Where is that box of laughs I tucked away? Giggles, grins, 'n' groans in th--. . .foo! It was right there, like, Saturday Under the whoopie cushion an' the Super Glue! Got your dillies 'bout lawyers who are jokes. Got your oh-so-hot l5-minute celebrities. Don't collect pratfalls, but I got your pokes At fat-cats and skinny beeyotches. [Puh-leez.] Got your lippy giraffes, got your titmice. Got your farmers and your farmers' daughters. Got your hippopotami twice. Got a oldie 'r' two that hol's water! Three dogs sit down at a bar, see. There's your lab, your poodle, your Chihuahua. Woof-WOOF. . .Yap-YAP. . .TEE-HEE, Senior. [Or was it 'te-KEE-la?'] HA HA HA, HA. . .can't find the deal, but the rain-cloud In my mirror done flew the coop. Blue, just picture a giant Barney-colored cow . . . . . . . . . steppin' in a pile o' poop!

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Reviews of "Hear the one About the Aardvark?"

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 4, 2008

LOL I think you pulled a lot of giggles and laughter out of your Happy Chest with this one...love it.
hugs and smiles
Fee

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Love your wonderful sense of humor. Nice way to bring and share smiles from near and far....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

so funny!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Funny. Laughed. Enjoyed. Liz

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Me thinks this was fun to write, and it is very fun to read

Reviewed by Gloria Gay

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Another winner, Phyllis - clever, original and fun to read!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Got to have a little laugh and smiles to brighten up our days. Thank you for sharing Phyllis.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Always enjoy a good laugh, thanks...ed

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

LOL you wrote a dilly

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

Thanks, Phyllis, this goes reat with my morning coffee.
By the way...gnus in twos waltz in overshoes...a puma from
yuma with a nice sense of huma...gets the guinea hen high
on gin again. - Gene.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

HiLARious, Pea; that ending....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Another one for the Pea Papers! LOL

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

How cute and funny. Thanks for the giggles this morning my friend. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 3, 2008

A much needed laugh - thank you, (((Pea))). Well done!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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