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Okaaay, a Dollop o'Trollop
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Anyone need ticklin'?

Bless you, every one !!

Pea

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoX


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 Okaaay, a  Dollop o’ Trollop
 
There’s a wee-tiny rumor about
That moi has a wee-tiny shallow side.
(Really, guys.  There’s no need to shout.)
Big-mouths claim the side is wide.
 
While it is true that I like to doll up
And my earrings tend to be flashy,
I deny that moi looks like a trollop.
Moi just has a tendency to sashay.
 
‘k, my fave store’s got dollar in its name.
‘k, moi’s got eyeshadow in tawdry shades.
Moi’s highlights could be said to be flame.
‘k, I got my color scheme at a beach arcade.
 
To each hiz’r’her own, ’s what moi says.
What, moi is supposed to let the blues win?
Mother Theresa, moi’s not.  More Rosie Perez.
Lookin’  like a Christmas tree ain’ a sin!!

 

 

(c)  Phyllis Jean Green,  December, 2009

 

 


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 Reviews of "Okaaay, a Dollop o'Trollop"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 29, 2009
Well somebody has to bring a little color to the world! Patrick

Reviewed on December 28, 2009
No doubt enchanting and never a trollop!! Enjoyed.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on December 28, 2009
A fun one to read. Smiling all the way. Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 27, 2009
moi is awesome!!

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on December 24, 2009
Phyllis, I Like Your StYlE And your poetry.
Merry Christmas!
Deborah

Reviewed on December 24, 2009
Cute write, Pea; love the graphic! Merry CHRISTmas to you and yours!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on December 23, 2009
lol. If you sparkle you gotta sparkle. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on December 23, 2009
Marvelous fun. The title is a hoot.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 23, 2009
Bringing smiles to my ugly face. A nicely written piece.

GOD BLESS
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2009
Bring on that Christmas tree . . .

Reviewed on December 23, 2009
LOL, Pea, you'd be the best Christmas ornament I have! Well done.

(((HUGS))), love and Merry Christmas!, Karla.

Reviewed on December 23, 2009
I likie to doll up...
long boots & tall heels
I always say make-up can be a girls best bud...
we love her don't we?
makes our lashes thick
& our cheeks rosier
and our lips...well...says kiss'em!
Cutie Girl Dancin...
Love & Dollop o'Trollop
Merry Chistmas Pea...Vickie

Reviewed by Carin Spirit
Reviewed on December 23, 2009
Oh Pea ~ We are only eccentric.

HAPPY HO HO's and a wonderful New Year.

Warmth and Love, Carin'


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