Before y'all send the Diet Police, this is all in fun. Written out of wishful-thinkin'. And I like country music -- or anyway, a lot of it. For the titles alone!! Fac', I'm gettin' ready t'pen an Ode to Willie[hafta ask Willie Who, sorry forya}. Just wanted to write more light verse. 'Been inspired by David Manning & others in Friday Noon Poets. More on that subject in my next web-log. Might post News on the subject.
Thanks for all the positive comments and shared laughs...and tears. Means the world! Pea <3
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No Pain, No Pain

Don’t talk to me about discipline.
It hurts, and it’s hard to rhyme.
Who wants to be rich and thin?
I say, Hold the line.

Somebody’s gotta stand up for Snickers
and Sex in the City.
So I get a little thicker.
Look at Conrad Twitty.

Ok, I’d like to have money
and just the one chin.
Ain’ gon’ happen, honey.
So let’s not pretend..

Would say more, but I’m busy
trying to find the remote control.
Thinking about exercise made me dizzy.
Wan’ another Tootsie Roll?