Hope you appreciate this bit of cell phone humor. Maybe one of these days I will calm down enough to write about voice mail. . .then see if I can get it past the censors:).
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Black Holes lie in wait.
(Suck, as the case might be.)
Signs say it is far too late.
But let’s hope they forget you and me.

Light will probably win at the end
Of a series of tunnels, we have been told.
But with all these freaking bumps and bends,
Who cares if light means a carful of gold?

Anyway, cell phone carriers cornered the rights
to all the above.   Excuse me while I....eeeeeeeyiiiiiiiiiiIII....


(c) Phyllis Jean Green  (January, 2004)