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A Witchy Limerick
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A Witchy Limerick

There once was a witch from Nantucket
Who brewed all her spells in a bucket;
Bat wings and eye of newt
She stirred with a Pan flute,
This crazy old witch from Nantucket.

“Delightful”, said the witch from Nantucket
As she added more things to her bucket;
She cackled with glee
As she added frog’s knee,
The crazy old witch from Nantucket.

“Needs more salt,” said the witch from Nantucket
As she added, then rechecked the bucket;
“Now that's much better,
I can taste Irish setter”,
Said the crazy old witch from Nantucket.

There once was a witch from Nantucket
Who brewed all her spells in a bucket;
She put a hex on the smell
So the neighbours couldn't tell
What went into her bucket in Nantucket.


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 Reviews of "A Witchy Limerick"
Reviewed by Wendy Cooper (Reader)
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
Limericks are my favorite type of poem--I never thought of seevral making up 1 story--its classic!

Reviewed by Thomas Mutchler
Reviewed on May 8, 2003
the ending made me smile...thanks :-)

Tom

Reviewed by Donna Maris
Reviewed on July 17, 2002
hahahahhaa...nice work- excuse me- but
weren't you once a black suit at Stories.com?
=) how are you??

Reviewed by John Hutchinson
Reviewed on June 2, 2002
Delightful love-delightful.


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