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Men of Higher Intellect
by Mark M Lichterman → (All Poetry by Mark M Lichterman)
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We Men of Higher Intellect

 

Free verse more my style,

but today I’m trying rhyming.

 

“trying” and “rhyming” Hmmm?

 

Okay, so...

 

One of those “I write as I write”

kind of’a  day,

so women I warn...

women, go away!

 

Fair warning again,

for women not to see!

But,

 women being women,

curiosity piqued?

 

So...

 

I write now of men of a higher bent,

I write now of men that are... oh,

superiorly intelligent.

 

I write now of men of higher intent.

I write now of that which is known

but by men of more...

shall we say intelligence.  (?) (ehh)

 

Not for women to see

so again go away!

 

Warned,

but still here I see,

‘cause what I’m speaking

of now is how men pee.

 

As long as you’re here,

lady a question I ask,

if women to men are

superior...

 

Lady,

have you ever...

No!

 

I know you haven’t written your name

emblazoned in yellow upon pure white snow!

No!

Your name in snow?

No, no, this I know!

 

While hiking one day,

this lady I know...

while hiking this lady,

having to ‘go’,

lowering her shorts

she peed on the ground

Later...

a movement sensed within her behind

dropping her shorts

only to find...

See?

See, this I say: a caterpillar in drawers?

Men don’t have these problems

peeing out of doors.

 

While before a urinal

I would like to aim...

Well,

for me when younger

my  favorite game,

to blast cigarette butts

within the urinal I would aim.

 

This color purposeful you see,

the closest color it is to pee.

 

 

©May 29, 2010 / Mark M Lichterman

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Men of Higher Intellect"
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on December 12, 2010
I know I wasn't supposed to read but the green pee kept my interest. Super funny stuff my friend!! Hope you are well! Love, ~Chessly

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 2, 2010
Hah! You never met Squeedo! She could do an undulating dance that would give you neck ruptures! Simple name in the snow? No. True Type Times signature. By the way you are eating way too many avocados! Patrick

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on June 1, 2010
I had to read this, just had to cause you said not to. ROLFOL. I like a sense of humor and this made me laugh.
hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 31, 2010
Hahahaha! Hilarious! Great sense of humor, Mark! Yes, I was piqued, and no I did not stop reading....toooo funny!

Anna

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 30, 2010
You aren't fair! women, coming from Babylonia's Babel Tower Many Tongues League will understand the gibberish above better than men that have but only one tongue! (LOLOLOLOLOL, oh I gonna get in trouble with this one!)

Georg


Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 29, 2010
Well Markie all you had to say was Women go away and you hooked me right in because being a woman I had to see what you didn't want me to see and I tell you I DON'T pull down anything to Pee outside. I will hold it till I die first. lol you are another cute one Markie.

Love your #1 Newfie friend Hugs XOXOXO, Rosie

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 29, 2010
Yea it is a right of passage for men, I laughed at my young grandson...only going on four and when he had to pee I took him to the mens room and he just was fascinated by peeing in the urninal instead of sitting on the toilet lol
fee


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