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We Of A Beastly Nature
by Mark M Lichterman → (All Poetry by Mark M Lichterman)
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We Of A Beastly Nature

 

Man?

A Beast?

Me, A beast?

No, I think not!

However,

I,

as most men

I think,

being a man

man wants that which

man has not:

A brunette

A blonde

A redhead?

A tall woman

A short woman

A stocky woman

A thin woman

A fat woman?

And Boobs!

Boobs?

Opening a whole world

of man wanting that which

man has not:

Soft

Hard

Big

Small

Younger

Older 

Upright

Drooping?

Soft bellies

Hard bellies

with innies

with outies?

Lower!

Lower?

Smooth shaven

maybe hairy?

And tushies!

Tushies?

Opening a whole world

of man wanting that which

man has not:

Firm

Hard

Younger

Older

Small and tight

Large and soft.

Of beastly nature?

Beast?

Me, a beast?

Well...

being a man

and,

as a man

wanting that which

as a man I do not have?

Well...

A beast?

Maybe a little beast.

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "We Of A Beastly Nature"
Reviewed by Kathryn Seifert
Reviewed on August 18, 2010
Loved it. You win again.
Kathy

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on July 14, 2010
Smiles---I really enjoyed this work

hug
kathy

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on July 9, 2010
I guess men and woman all have a little beast in them. This was really cute!! Your friend, ~Chessly

Reviewed on July 4, 2010
man beast ain't got nothin' on the woman beast
:)

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 3, 2010
Well pard, as long as you steer clear of the beastiality crowd you should be OK. I always got to roar on my birthday, that is until the zookeeper got me a muzzle. Patrick

Reviewed on July 2, 2010
LOLOLOL, Mark! I adore this one -- you got man down pat in these humorous lines. One of your bests. Well done! A keeper (as are you).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
Hmnn will I think you summed up what most women think men are...lol
fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
Like my grandfather said, "get them! get them!" and that was before Viagra!!! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
Cute, well maybe just a little beast...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
As a little beast,
Just add a little yeast,
And watch yourself grow, bending towards the east,
More so you are a pig, or at the very least...e

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
Hilarious!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
You a beast, mark? Hardly, I think ... well, maybe only for that which "you do not have" ... hmm, somehow I don't believe that either ;) ~ Your friend, Lizzie


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