How Am I

How am I?

You ask,

how are you?

Well, let’s see:

Awaking this morning,

and awaking a good thing!

I awoke this morning

with buzzing in my head

then...

damn tri-focals

computer image

fuzzy in one eye.

How am I?

How are you?

you ask.

Well let’s see:

Awoke this morning

with buzzing in my head

then found computer image

fuzzy in one eye

and...

and that ain’t all,

damn prostate,

also had’a  pee

but

no,

wasn’t able to pee,

leastways, not much.

How am I?

How are you?

you ask.

Well, let’s see:

Ears buzzing

eyes fuzzy

gott’a pee.

getting old,

well, yeah

you see,

now ears not buzzing

and eyes less fuzzy,

but damn,

gotta go

you see

'cause

damn prostate,

still gott’a pee.