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Solar Powered Sex Machine.
by Mark M Lichterman → (All Poetry by Mark M Lichterman)
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In this era of living green,

the strangest Email I’ve ever seen:

“A Solar Powered Sex Machine.”

 

Coming across my computer screen

the funniest ad I’ve ever seen.

 

For one twenty-nine, ninety-nine

wonderful sex of any kind.

 

On sunny days you will find,

guaranteed one real fine time.

 

Warning, though, on cloudy days,

you may have to come in other ways.

 

Man or woman, older girl or boy,

washable latex for you to enjoy.

 

A super-sized penis you can buy,

or a vagina slip on you may try.

if male, female please signify

or one of each, you may buy.

 

Rheostat control for enjoyable pitch,

for pumping or suction throw the switch

 

Coming across my computer screen

the strangest Email I’ve ever seen:

In this era of living green,

“A Solar Powered Sex Machine”?

 

Through the many years

wasn’t it funny…

…when what we had to use

was the Energizer Bunny.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Solar Powered Sex Machine."
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on February 22, 2011
This is so funny Markie

hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on February 19, 2011
P r i c e l e s s !!!

:) x 100 & keep agoin'

Sad thing is, you know the e-mail snagged buyers. Possibly
hundreds, or even thousands.

Makes you wonder what "average" intelligence amounts to.

Terrible to think how many people are frustrated, sexually...
&-or have kinky...eeyick. Belongs in the 'don't even start
to think about' pew.

THANKS FOR all THE BELLY-LAUGHS!!

xOx Phyllis xOx

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 17, 2011
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Hilarious write, Mark!!! I have to tell you the name of this piece drew me in...giggle...and then the story had me rolling around laughing!! Thanks!

Your friend,
Anna

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on February 13, 2011
Too funny, howz come i don't get those emails?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 13, 2011
So now we get sunny bunny. Gotta love technology. Fun rhyme scheme, you should do them more often, you're a funny guy!. Patrick

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on February 12, 2011
Totally original and very funny! ...nothing surprises any of us in todays world!

Best wishes, Diana...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 12, 2011
The bunny was always too small for me...but with this I got the money, where do I send it...I want & in my old age need this great sounding machine...ed

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on February 12, 2011
Oh how funny! Mark, this is a treasure...
Blessings,
Christine


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