Men Are Superiorly Intelligent.

 Free verse more my style,

but today I’m trying rhyming.

“trying” and “rhyming” Hmmm?

Okay, so...

One of those “I write as I write”

kind of’a  day,

so women I warn...

women, go away!

Fair warning again,

for women not to see!

But,

 women being women,

curiosity piqued?

So...

I write now of men of a higher bent,

I write now of men that are... oh,

superiorly intelligent.

I write now of men of higher intent.

I write now of that which is known

but by men of more...

shall we say intelligence.  (?) (ehh)

Not for women to see

so again go away!

Warned...

Still here I see,

‘cause what I speak

of now is how men pee.

As long as you’re here,

lady a question I ask,

if women to men are

superior...

Lady,

have you ever...

No!

I know you haven’t written your name

emblazoned in yellow upon pure white snow!

No!

Your name in snow?

No, no, this I know!

While hiking one day,

this lady I know...

while hiking this lady,

having to ‘go’,

lowering her shorts

she peed on the ground

Later...

a movement sensed within her behind

dropping her shorts

only to find...

See?

See, this I say: a caterpillar in drawers?

Men don’t have these problems

peeing out of doors.

While before a urinal

I would like to aim...

Well,

for me when younger

my  favorite game,

to blast cigarette butts

within the urinal I would aim.

This color purposeful you see,

the closest color it is to pee.

so you see,you agree...

©May 29, 2010 / Mark M Lichterman

men are superiorly intelligent.