Solar Powered Sex Machine

                               by

              Mark M. Lichterman

In this time of living green,

coming across my computer screen

the dumbest ad I'd ever seen,

for "A Solar Powered Sex Machine."

Coming across my computer screen

the dumbest  ad I've ever seen

for a "Solar Powered Sex Machine."

For one-twenty-nine-ninety-nine

wonderful sex of any kind.

On sunny days you will find,

guaranteed a real hot time.

Warning, though, on cloudy days,

you may have to come

in other ways.

Man or woman,

girl or boy,

washable latex

you will enjoy.

A huge size penis you can buy,

or a vagina slip on you may try.

if male, female please signify

or one of each,

you may buy.

Battery control for special pitch,

for pumping or suction

throw the switch

Coming across my computer screen

the dumbest ad I've ever seen

for a "Solar Powered Sex Machine."

Through the many years

I find it funny,

when all we had to use

was the

Energizer Bunny.

 ©April 26, 2013 / Mark M. Lichterman